18
Dec
Butt OUT!!!!
Unfortunately it was a skid weekend, we had to pick the kids up the next day so that I had a bit of time to recover. The kids were well primed by BB to ask ALOT or questions, which DH diffused without giving them real answers.
BB is DESPERATE to know if and when we will be having a child together. She spends ALOT of time speculating about it with her friends. :scared: She speculates about why we haven’t conceived yet, if our relationship was a shot-gun wedding, if and when we lost babies etc. :scared:  :scared: :scared: . She has an unhealthy fascination about it. :paranoid:  :twitchy:
So I really, REALLY don’t want her to know about my private business.
Well.. :whack: DH.. while he took the kids shopping, his boss called to ask how it went. He TOLD HER all about it in front of the kids. 
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He came home and told me he had told the kids some stuff about my operation. I was HYSTERICAL. realizing that he has completely stuffed up, he asks the skids to “keep what they overheard on the phone between themselves”. 
Then DH is all surprised when SD9 tells him “SS13 told Mummy Cornflower was pregnant”. 
 :whack: DH. 
:fit:Â 
